Chicago Craigslist's Sexy Winter Hookups!

The recent almost-but-not-quite-apocalyptic blizzard that battered the East Coast gave giddy weather doomsayers a major case of blue balls. However, the residents of New York City took full advantage of their Frozen city and Let It Go, the "it" being their sexual inhibitions/sense of decency/shame.

New Yorkers took to Craigslist, inundating the site with requests for sexy/cozy hookups like this one:

Sorry, NYC. But no one does desperate, Vitamin D-deficient, Seasonal Affective Disorder sex like Chicago. Yes, with our nine and a half months of psychologically devastating winter, Chicago is the capital of SAD sex (and just sad sex).

Check out this random sampling of Chicago Craigslist hookup ads from this winter:

(Content courtesy of Erin Lann, C.J. Tuor & Rachel LaForce)