Given that Malia Obama is touring every Ivy League and high-status school right now in anticipation of her freshman year of college, she’s preparing by preemptively notifying schools that she may be attending them come fall. Here is one such acceptance letter, on behalf of the President’s daughter, to the most prestigious college in America.
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