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U2 Returning To Chicago Is The New Obama Farewell Address
Bono, Drumming Bono, Bass Bono and The Edge Bono will return for their own historically significant victory lap.
Donald Trump Also Has A Dream, And It’s Stupendous
DJT takes on MLK.
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The Golden Contract All Inauguration Performers Must Agree To
Apparently, 3 Doors Down and Toby Keith were fine with signing this.
Farewell Addresses To Your Soon-To-Be Exes, Written By Your Favorite Politicians
"Yes we can date. Yes we did date. Yes we can now date other people."
MMA CEO’s Second, More Specific Open Letter
Yes, the lethal techniques executed by every one of my fighters is "art."
