The Heretofore Unpublished List of Official Paul Ryan Demands

By The Second City | Oct 28, 2015

Paul Ryan was recently voted Most Likely to Succeed John Boehner as Republican Speaker of the House. It was a hard-won victory for a man who didn’t even want the job that much. In fact, Paul Ryan wanted the job so little that he made a list of demands that must be met as a prerequisite to him accepting the nomination.

Most of those demands have already been made public. But through hard work, perseverance and some basic hacking, The Second City is able to bring you the list of demands Paul Ryan never wanted you to see.