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Bono, Drumming Bono, Bass Bono and The Edge Bono will return for their own historically significant victory lap.
No one wants to dance with a flat-chested loser who can't stop crying about the death of progress!
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The Golden Contract All Inauguration Performers Must Agree To
Apparently, 3 Doors Down and Toby Keith were fine with signing this.
Farewell Addresses To Your Soon-To-Be Exes, Written By Your Favorite Politicians
"Yes we can date. Yes we did date. Yes we can now date other people."
MMA CEO’s Second, More Specific Open Letter
Yes, the lethal techniques executed by every one of my fighters is "art."
6 Reasons Meryl Streep Is Overrated
Sign the Change.org petition now to keep celebrities out of U.S. issues and offices.
Things We Hope Obama Will Say During His Farewell Address
It’s a safe bet that there'll be nothing low-key about the Obama-bombs he’s gonna drop Tuesday night.
Self-Care Routines Trump Should Treat Himself To Before Stuff Gets Too Rough
Life as President can be pretty stressful, and it’s important to have a plan to stay happy and healthy.
Trader Joe’s Pairings For Whichever Thing Is Ruining 2017 The Most For You So Far
NBC News is getting a brand new "Meatloaf Muffin."
