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5 fun 'n exotic staycations you’ll soon be able enjoy at home, courtesy of encroaching climate change!
Throw the hottest farewell bash this 366-day sh!tstorm could possibly ask for.
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New Year's Resolutions for the Especially #Blessed
Craft the most pretentious, self-righteous set of New Year's resolutions ever!
A Friendly Reminder To The Rockettes: You Must Participate In Tonight’s White Elephant Gift Exchange
Should you fail to attend the gift exchange, you can expect your employment to be immediately terminated. Get excited, ladies!
The Definitive Eight-Night Gift Guide to Hanukkah
Win Hanukkah with a tactful strategy: deploying the right gifts on the right nights.
22 Thoughts I Had About How My Life Turned Out While Waiting For My Daughter's Hatchimal To Hatch
Hatchimal comes from the Greek “to capitulate.”
An Op-Ed By Parson Brown: The Constant Comparison To A Snowman Is Really Hurtful
Some of us have pretty terrible memories about this time of year.
A Year-End Wrap-Up From Everyone's Nemesis, The Year 2016
I’ll see you all in Hell or Florida!
XOXO,
The Year 2016
Holiday Writing Prompts For The Difficult People In Your Life
What do you do when you’ve run dry on money--but still have people remaining on your obligatory holiday gift list?
