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Sliding Polls: Two Vastly Different First Days in Office
11:45 AM: Sweep up remnants of glass ceiling
How to Get the Most Social Media Traction Out of Your 'I Voted' Post
The potential for you to artfully exploit the fact that you voted to achieve social media mega-stardom is off the f*@&ing charts.
Don't Even Think About Throwing Your Election Night Party Without This Stuff
This is happening whether you like it or not, so try to enjoy.
Avoid Ripping Off Your Family Members' Heads Prior to Election Day
When they go low, you go...to the Bahamas for Thanksgiving.
The Second City’s Off-Base Best Wishes for Our Beloved Chicago Cubs
Best wishes, Cubbies. Either way, Chicago burns!
Potential Epitaphs for the Above-Average Millennial (Which, Duh, Is Every Millennial)
"Here Lies Alyssa: Backpacked Through Europe, Parents Have to Pay Back Her Student Loans"
How to Maintain Your Sanity for the Last Few Days of this Election
Buy all the canned vegetables and meat you can afford, and get down in the basement. NOW.
